2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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