my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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