then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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