I'm really into asian looking animals
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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