I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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