Don't you send me to vm
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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