So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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