it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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