a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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