ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you win again, gameday.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I could fuck to npr.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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