We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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