Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I licked your asshole in confidence.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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