I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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