You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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