Swine flu. Run for my life!
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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