I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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