we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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