i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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