Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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