Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.