I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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