I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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