Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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