I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize