Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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