: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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