I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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