i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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