Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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