He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
She's the barista slut.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I FOUND THE LEGS
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