When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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