I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He better not be in your backpack
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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