If that was your dad, he is hot
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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