Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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