walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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