her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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