Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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