Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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