Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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