the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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