Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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