you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
BRING THE BAGELS
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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