Porn is love you can see.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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