i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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