i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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