Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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