he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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