dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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