Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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