I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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