So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am puke
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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