Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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