how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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