lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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